I got these instructions by email. LOL
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC ......
2. Name it 'Housework'
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you,
'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
6. Calmly answer, 'Yes'
and press mouse button firmly ....
7. Feel better?