...Mimi has come up with such a fun meme I had to join in. :-)
It's...
Here are the meme questions: Your answers can be funny or serious - that's up to you... boop boop di doo! ;-)
1. I am good when I _________.
2. I am naughty when I ________.
3. The world would be a better place if people would Deck the Halls with ______ of _____instead of ______ of _________.
4. Have you ever snuck into the living room in the middle of the night, unwrapped your gifts and wrapped them back just to see what was under the Christmas tree for you? Come on.....you can tell me.
Sidenote: I've always wanted to know what really goes on in the Gingerbread House after dark. I've never seen any cookies come out of that place. Have you?
5. Have you ever been stuck in a chimney?
6. Who would you like to stuff in a stocking and why?
7. Could you name the 12 Disciples Days of Christmas, the 3 Musketeers Wise Men and all of Santa's medications Reindeer if your life depended on it? OK wiseguy. Prove it.
8. On the 13th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me ____________??
9. Imagine that Santa Claus really does exist for a moment. (I can say that this week. Baby Boy is not listening right now ) Anyway, if the Big Guy could grant you any wish, what would your most hedonistic and self-centered wish be? (You can say it. I won't tell. I'm Mimi Boop today.)
10. When you make your list, do you check it twice and find out who's been naughty or nice or do you just get everybody a box of chocolate covered cherries and call it a day?
If you're reading this meme, consider yourself tagged. That is my Christmas present to you!! And don't try to hide from me. I see you.....
Now my answers, in a suitably cartoonish mood, as my secret alter-ego...
1. I am good when I...
want to be. ;-)
2. I am naughty when I...
don't want to be, but can't help myself!
3. The world would be a better place if people would Deck the Halls with...
meows of jolly!
4. Have you ever snuck into the living room in the middle of the night, unwrapped your gifts and wrapped them back just to see what was under the Christmas tree for you? Come on.....you can tell me.
Who? ME? Never!
5. Have you ever been stuck in a chimney?
Chimney, tree, roof, tree, tall wardrobe, tree...
6. Who would you like to stuff in a stocking and why?
Kippers and cream. Why not?
7. Could you name the 12 Days of Christmas, the 3 Wise Men and all of Santa's Reindeer if your life depended on it? OK wiseguy. Prove it.
The 12 Ways of Crisp Mouse are:
Fried, dried, grilled, chilled,
broiled, served oiled (olive or sesame),
with a rosti, in a pita, enchilada'ed, on a pizza,
lightly toasted, perfectly roasted...
mmmm
The three wise Meows:
Tom, Sylvester and Felix!
Reindeer? Who cares about reindeer??
8. On the 13th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A most lovely winter woolly hat.
9. Imagine that Santa Claus really does exist for a moment... if the Big Guy could grant you any wish, what would your most hedonistic and self-centered wish be?
Self-centered heating.
10. When you make your list, do you check it twice and find out who's been naughty or nice or do you just get everybody a box of chocolate covered cherries and call it a day?
I ALWAYS check out whose been naughty with mice,
but I just get everyone the catnip.
MEOWY CRISP MOUSE!
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